Dec 31, 2011

Year In Review: 2011


  1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before? Had my first mammogram. It wasn't as bad (or scary) as I was expecting it to be.
  2. Did you keep your New Years' Resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I didn't make any resolutions at this time last year. I knew I wouldn't keep them, so why bother? Same for this year.
  3. Did anyone close to you give birth? My cousin Alex and his girlfriend Crystal had a baby girl, Molly. My friend/co-worker Shellie and her husband Ramon had their fourth child (and first son), Ramon, in May.
  4. Did anyone close to you die? My student, Michael, passed away in October. My Aunt Annie died in November at the age of 102.
  5. What countries did you visit? None. I barely left Illinois.
  6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011? Organization. Physical energy. Financial stability. Significant weight loss. Less credit card debt. A new car. A relationship with a good man.
  7. What date from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory? January 16 (the Penguin Project show). February 1 (beginning of Snowmageddon). April 29 (The Royal Wedding). June 18th (the NKOTBSB concert in Chicago). November 12 (St.Louis Blues and Tampa Bay Lightning game in St.Louis).
  8. What was your biggest accomplishment? Finally got up the nerve to go to the dentist after 10 years of chickening out. I was lucky that I only needed one small filling.
  9. What was your biggest failure? Continuing to gain weight. Giving in to depression, self-doubt, anxiety, and other negative feelings. Wasting time.
  10. Did you suffer any illness or injury? I was pretty healthy this year, thank God.
  11. What was the best thing you bought? I didn't buy it, but my parents and stepmom gave me a portable ice maker for Christmas. I love it!
  12. Whose behavior merited celebration? The Occupy protestors all over the country (viva the 99%!). Anyone involved in the effort to recall Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker. The Navy Seals who brought down Osama bin Laden. President Obama.
  13. Whose behavior made you appalled? Charlie Sheen. Vancouverites who rioted after the Stanley Cup finals. Republicans in Congress who are more concerned with destroying President Obama than with the welfare of their constituents. The Casey Anthony jury. Kim Kardashian.
  14. Where did most of your money go? The gas tank.Credit card bills. Groceries.
  15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? The NKOTBSB concert in June. The Blues vs. Lightning game in November.
  16. What song will always remind you of 2011? "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele. "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO. "Six Foot Seven Foot" by Lil Wayne and Cory Gunz.
  17. Compared to this time last year, are you: i. happier or sadder? neither /ii. thinner or fatter? fatter /iii. richer or poorer? richer.
  18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Saved money. Controlled my eating. Exercised. Stood up for myself.
  19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Let my feelings get hurt. Sleep. Worry excessively. Overeat. Analyze other peoples' words or actions. Jump to conclusions.
  20. Did you fall in love in 2011? Yeah, right. LOL.
  21. How many one night stands? Gross.
  22. What was your favorite TV program? True Blood. Being Human. American Horror Story. The Walking Dead. My Strange Addiction. Dance Moms. The Real Housewives of New Jersey. United States of Tara (R.I.P) Wilfred. Hot In Cleveland.
  23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate at this time last year? Hate is a strong word, so let's just say that there are certain people in my life right now whom I'm not pleased with... and leave it at that.
  24. What was the best book that you read? 11.22.63 by Stephen King. The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins. What The Night Knows by Dean Koontz. Smokin' Seventeen and Explosive Eighteen by Janet Evanovich. The Rizzoli and Isles novels by Tess Gerritsen.
  25. What was your greatest musical discovery? Adele. I have a girl crush on her.
  26. What did you want and get? See #11.
  27. What did you want and not get? A lottery win. The St.Louis Blues making it into the Stanley Cup playoffs. A decent Chicago Cubs team. A new car (I was saving up for one, but decided against it during the annual pink slip scare). Weight loss.
  28. What was your favorite film of this year? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two; The Help; The King's Speech; Bridesmaids; The Fighter.
  29. What did you do on your birthday? On the Saturday before, my mom and best friend took me to the Cracker Barrel for lunch and then to a matinee of The Fighter. On my actual birthday, my brother and one of his friends came up for a visit. They surprised me with a beautiful bouquet of flowers, and then we had lunch at Couri's.
  30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? A longer summer break. It sucked getting out of school on June 14th, only to have to turn around and go back August 18th. Oh, and significant weight loss.
  31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011? Comfy and casual.
  32. What kept you sane? My mother. My best friends (Kelly and Larry). Chocolate. Caffeine. Blues hockey.
  33. What celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? I have a mad crush on my St.Louis Blues boys. And Danny Briere of the Philadelphia Flyers.
  34. What political issue stirred you the most? Health care reform. Quality medical care should be a basic human RIGHT, not a PRIVILEGE!
  35. Who do you miss? My grandfathers. Uncle Jerald. Andy. Michael.
  36. Who was the best new person you met? Erin.
  37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011. People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on.
  38. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
    I am what I am
    And what I am needs no excuses
    I deal my own deck
    Sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces

Dec 30, 2011

Good Riddance, 2011

Balls Of Steel


I hope my brother won't mind me writing about this, but it's too damn funny not to share...

A few days before Christmas, Bart was at his son Garett's basketball game and was sprawled out in the stands, sitting like most guys do, with his legs spread apart. At first, he didn't notice anything out of the ordinary because he was so intent on the game, but he gradually started to feel, in his words, "drafty". It wasn't until he looked down at himself that he noticed that one of his...*ahem*..."boys"...was hanging out of a hole not only in his jeans, but also his underwear.

I don't even want to know how the holes got there in the first place. Thank God Mom bought him some new boxers for Christmas.

Weird Observation

I became aware of something the other day while watching re-runs of the Winter Classic on NHL Network, and I'm surprised that I never noticed it before. Over the past 4 years, one of the teams playing in the Classic went on to win the Stanley Cup the next year.

The Buffalo Sabres and Pittsburgh Penguins were the two teams in the 2008 Classic. The Penguins won the Stanley Cup in 2009.

The 2009 Winter Classic was between the Detroit Red Wings and the Chicago Blackhawks. The Blackhawks won the Cup in 2010.

The 2010 Winter Classic featured the Boston Bruins and Philadelphia Flyers. Who was the 2011 Stanley Cup champion? The Bruins.

If this pattern continues, either the Washington Capitals or Pittsburgh Penguins will win it all in 2012. As for 2013? The champs will be the Philadelphia Flyers* or the New York Rangers.

God, I hope this pattern ends. If it doesn't, my St.Louis Blues will never get a chance to win the freaking Stanley Cup because they will never be chosen for the Winter Classic. As far as NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is concerned, the NHL only consists of Detroit, Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Washington, and the New York Rangers. Yeah, let's just ignore the fact that there are 23 other teams that deserve a chance for national exposure and continue to crawl further up the collective asses of the Chosen 7.

*I like the Flyers, so I wouldn't mind seeing them win (hi, Aubrey! lol...)

I'm Jealous


My cousin Sarah has the Christmas Vacation shirt that I covet the most! I must get one for next Christmas, in addition to this beauty from A Christmas Story:

Dec 22, 2011

Thinking

I need to go to rehab for my Christmas cookie addiction. Seriously. The sheer number of cookies that I've snarfed down over the past week and a half should at least warrant an intervention.

Dec 14, 2011

Christmas Cuties


My nieces Claire (l) and Madilyn (r) sitting on Santa's lap. Hmm, I wonder what they asked him for. Probably Justin Bieber...lol.

Dec 9, 2011

Chingedy Ching...Hee Haw Hee Haw!


Lord, help me. I can't stop singing Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey. What is wrong with me? On second thought, don't answer that...

Dec 5, 2011

One Word: 2011?

{via All Things Jennifer}

What is one word to describe your 2011? Why does that word sum up your year?

I had such high hopes for a great 2011, but between worrying about my mom and her eye problem, the rumors of possible changes concerning my job, my brother's never ending marital drama, the sudden death of one of my students, the battle with my weight, and a misunderstanding with one of my co-workers, it just wasn't meant to be.

Here's hoping that 2012 will be a better year. Perhaps keeping my expectations low will help?

Nov 28, 2011

Thanksgiving Recap

I only had to work Monday and Tuesday last week, so I devoted Wednesday to putting up the Christmas tree and decorating the house for the holidays. I had planned to deck out the kitchen in all things gingerbread people, but after looking at how much gingerbread crap I actually have, I vetoed the idea. I don't want to be saddled with putting it all back in storage after Christmas is over. Yeah, I'm lazy.

Mom and I spent Thanksgiving Day in Springfield with my brother Bart, my sister-in-law Dawn, my nephews Garett and Cameron, and Dawn's mother, Pat. Pat graciously invited us to her home for a wonderful meal of turkey (of course!), stuffing, corn, sweet potato casserole (our contribution), cranberry sauce, rolls, and blackberry pie. After eating, we just sat around and talked, and I spent time playing with Pat's new, 9 week old black and white kitten Patches.

Isn't he adorable? I wanted to take him home.

The rest of my Thanksgiving break was spent taking it easy. I started reading Stephen King's new novel (11/22/63), watched a couple of movies and some stuff I had on DVR, and cheered on the Blues as they beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 3-2, the Calgary Flames 2-0, and the Columbus Blue Jackets 2-1I even managed to get a few Christmas gifts bought and/or ordered. Go me!

18 more work days til Christmas break.

Christmas Tree 2011



The Walking Dead: Mid-Season Finale

I don't want to give away too many details if you haven't seen it yet, but I now know why Hershel has been such a jerk about wanting Rick and company to leave his farm. He knew something crucial about the missing girl, Sophia, all along, yet deliberately withheld that information from those who were looking for her. Selfish, cold-hearted bastard.

I wish the zombies would eat Shane already. I can't freaking stand that psycho.

Nov 22, 2011

Brain Droppings, Part Two

Bits and pieces of randomness...
  1. I had my baseline mammogram on Nov. 11. To my immense surprise (and relief), it was not at all uncomfortable or painful. The results? Everything is normal.
  2. The St.Louis Blues fired head coach Davis Payne on Nov. 7 and replaced him with Ken Hitchcock. I'll admit this took me (and many other Blues fans) by surprise; we thought the organization would give Payne, like Andy Murray before him, more time to get back on track. Guess they weren't playing around. So far under Hitchcock, the Blues are 4W-1L-2OT. Not too shabby. My brother Bart, best friend Kelly, and I traveled to St.Louis on Nov. 12 to see the Blues beat the Tampa Bay Lightning 3-0. My boy, TJ Oshie, scored a beautiful empty net goal in the second period. Kelly pointed out that he has scored a goal in every game we've attended in person. Coincidence? I think not.
  3. I'm totally addicted to The Walking Dead and American Horror Story. Hands down, two of the most graphic, downright bizarre shows in the history of television. I tried watching Walking Dead during the first season but, for some reason, just couldn't get into it. When it appeared on streaming Netflix, I decided to give it another shot and found myself hooked. I love the characters (well, not Shane because he's an ass), the suspense, the creepy zombies, and the plot twists. As for American Horror Story, I became intrigued after it was featured in Entertainment Weekly, so I caught the first three episodes on Xfinity On Demand and was blown away by what a mind freak it really is. It's hard to describe what's going on in the infamous "Murder House"- you just have to see it for yourself.
  4. I'm seriously considering going back to school next fall to earn a certificate in medical transcription. I'd like to have a reliable career back-up ready should I have to leave my current position as a special ed. teacher assistant, either due to layoffs or loss of benefits. If neither situation occurs (fingers crossed), I figure I can still use the certificate by doing medical transcription work part-time (ideally from home).

Nov 20, 2011

I Now Know Why Puppies Are So Darned Cute


It's to prevent you from strangling them when they piss on your living room carpet 8 times in one weekend. Or when they poop on one of your living room rugs 30 seconds after you bring them back in the house after having them outside to go potty.

I adore my brother's chocolate lab pup "Doc", I really do, but damn. Spending my weekend dealing with his toilet accidents- not to mention his hyperactivity- is the last thing I want to do after working all week.

If my brother expects Mom or I to puppy-sit while he's out deer hunting over the next few weeks, he's going to have to bring his kennel. I hate the idea of kenneling Doc, but Christmas is coming up and I don't want to have to deal with him chewing on the gifts, the extension cords, and/or the tree.

Mr. Bean Is A Bad Influence


A nativity scene just isn't a nativity scene without a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Too bad I don't have the robot and army tank to complete the look.

April 15, 1909- November 18, 2011

Rest in peace, Great-Great-Aunt Anna. You had an amazing 102 years here on Earth and will be greatly missed by everyone who loved you. I hope God is prepared for your antics, you cheeky old galPhotobucket

Nov 13, 2011

Pretty Accurate, Except For The "New Habit" Part


If I gain any more weight, none of my clothes are going to fit. *shudder* I need to quit eating, period. Or at least drop a few lbs. before the holiday feeding frenzy begins so I can break even.

Oct 28, 2011

Hilarious!


My cousin Samantha, who is the newly elected President of the Rhode Island College Democrats, posing in her Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann Halloween costume. Love the tea bag earrings!

Oct 25, 2011

Chicago Hope

Theo Epstein formally introduced as Cubs' president of baseball operations

Here's hoping that Mr. Epstein can help the Cubs shake that "103 years without a World Series championship" monkey off their backs. Is it too much to ask that I get the chance to see my beloved team win a championship before I die?

Oct 18, 2011

Oct 17, 2011

Freddy Krueger Pug


This will never not be funny. I would totally do this to my pug, Mushi Mu, on Halloween if I had the sweater, hat, and glove.

Oct 16, 2011

It Was Bound To Happen Sooner Or Later

My first cold of the season, that is. Itchy nasal passages? Check. Head congestion? Check. Intermittent runny nose? Check.

This is what happens when parents send their sick children to school instead of keeping them at home where they should be. So frustrating. Green snot should automatically earn a student a trip home. Especially when said student can't wipe his own nose, keep his germ riddled hands to himself, or cover his mouth when he coughs.

Plans for the day include some Sudafed and a Netflix marathon. Perhaps even a nap before the Blues-Ducks game this evening.

Oct 14, 2011

Julie And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Michael's funeral was this morning. I had bad cramps (sorry, TMI). One of my co-workers needed a swift kick in the rear from my size 7 boots of reason (still does). The teacher I work with had to go home early due to illness (caused from the stress of dealing with said co-worker). One of my students was on my last nerve. I had a flat tire during the drive home and had to wait an hour and 15 minutes for the tow truck to show up. I had to spend $60 for the tow truck man to put the donut spare tire on. The donut spare was also flat. The Chinese restaurant I went to for dinner didn't have peanut butter chicken. My cat horked all over the kitchen floor.

*Sigh*I'm going to bed.

Oct 12, 2011

For Michael


Rest in peace, sweet boy. Your loving soul and big, beautiful smile will never be forgotten. You'll be in my heart forever.

Seriously?

When I stopped to fill my car's gas tank yesterday afternoon, the price of gas was $3.26/gallon. As I was returning the nozzle back to the pump after $30 worth, I noticed the station attendant changing the numbers on the marquee. In the short time that I spent at the pump, the price of gas jumped 19 cents to $3.45/gallon. What the hell?

Oct 5, 2011

OMG! Waffle Fries!

Peoria to get Chick-fil-A

"The now-vacant Regions Bank on Scenic Drive will make way for a Chipotle Mexican Grill and a Chick-fil-A. The tear down of the former bank is expected to be completed this fall, and the new restaurants should be open by the spring, a news release from Simon Property Management states".

Oct 4, 2011

Happy Birthday To A Very Special Lady


My beautiful Grandma B. celebrates birthday #96 today! Doesn't she look fantastic for a 96 year old? I can only hope and pray that I inherited the "aging gracefully" gene from her *fingers crossed* Mom and I are planning to visit her at the nursing home this coming weekend when we stop in Farmington for the Spoon River Drive. I miss her so much!

Oct 3, 2011

Lordy, Lordy, Look Who's 40!


My brother, Bart, became an official quadragenarian on Friday, Sept. 30! His co-workers helped him mark the occasion by gifting him with a cake, a black balloon bouquet, and all kinds of middle age staples, such as Preparation H, Tucks wipes, Metamucil, and a bag of marbles (in case he started to lose his!). I hope he enjoyed his very special day! Love you, bro.

P.S. I'm not trying to suffocate him or perform a neck adjustment in the photo above. I was just going in for a hug.

SUCCESS!

Remember when I was coveting this super cute Reebok St.Louis Blues Faceoff Cuffed Pom Knit Hat? Well, after 8 months of searching online and coming up empty, I finally had some luck this weekend! My best friend Kelly and I were in St.Louis for the Blues and Dallas Stars pre-season game on Saturday and decided to do some pre-game shopping at nearby Union Station.

When I saw this hat in the Lids store, I knew my long search had come to an end. Isn't it the cutest? (please ignore my goofy face) The design is a little different from its' predecessor, but it is indeed a Reebox Faceoff Cuffed Pom Knit Hat. In fact, I think I like the new design better. I'm now officially ready for the cold and snow. Bring it, Mother Nature.

P.S. The Blues were atrocious that afternoon, losing 4-0. Jaroslav Halak wasn't looking very good in the net. Thank God the game didn't count. Kelly and I were so disgusted we left midway through the 3rd period to beat the traffic.

Oct 2, 2011

The Sorting Hat Has Spoken

Better be...

I FINALLY got my Pottermore welcome email last Sunday! I was beginning to worry because I had solved the clue on Day 5 (way back on Aug.4) and still hadn't gained early access to the site, which was promised to the first million participants by mid-September.

Anyhoo, I was sorted into Ravenclaw (huzzah!) and was "chosen" by my wand, a 12 1/2 inch hard pine with dragon core. My only complaint? Pottermore is constantly unavailable due to high traffic demand (that's what happens when you try to cram in 500,000+ users at the last minute).

In the limited time I've spent on the site, I've discovered that I'm total crap at Potions. I'd be on Professor Snape's hit list for sure!

Growing Like A Weed


My 12 year old nephew Garett is already 5 ft. 7 1/2 inches tall and towers over Grandma. He needs to stop growing up so quicklyFeeling Blue

Sep 19, 2011

Puppy Power!


Meet the newest member of the family- an eight week old chocolate lab puppy named "Doc". My brother, Bart, wanted a new hunting dog for his upcoming 40th birthday and fell head over heels the second he laid eyes on this little guy. Isn't he just adorbs? I can't wait to meet him! Nothing cuter than a chubby puppy belly and warm puppy breath.

Are You Kidding Me?!?!


Guess what I found in my mailbox this afternoon when I got home from work? The August issue of Brides magazine. *rolling eyes*

Cue the ¿Qué? kitty.

Sep 17, 2011

Joyeux Anniversaire!

My lovely mother celebrated her 65th birthday on September 11th. I meant to post something about it on the actual date, but we were busy her entire birthday weekend because of our hometown's annual Marigold Festival. We attended the parade Saturday morning (my goddaughter Elizabeth performed with the junior high marching band) and spent most of the afternoon browsing the arts&crafts booths at Art In The Park. My brother and nephews came up later that night and stayed with us until Sunday afternoon. We all went out for lunch at Steak N Shake, and then came back home to enjoy some of Mom's Chicago Bears birthday cake. By the way, thank you Bears for giving my mom a win on her special day!

My kid sister, Sara, turns 31 today. 31. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around that. I can still remember how excited I was to get the phone call from my dad the morning she was born. Now she's a 5th grade teacher and the mother of two little girls. Time sure does fly.

Much love to two of my favorite Virgo ladies!

Ahoy, Mateys!

Pippin Took modeling his new skull and crossbones collar. ARRR!

Why did I buy my cat a pirate themed collar? Well, my mom and I are constantly referring to Pippin as "Captain Morgan" because he doesn't use his litter box like a normal cat. When he has to have a BM, he stands completely upright and places the paw of his left leg on the edge of the tub, resembling this:
I need to get a picture of him while he's doing it because it's hilarious!

Things That Make Me Say, "What The Hell?!?"

This magazine was in my mailbox this morning. A fact that I find very odd for the following reasons:

1. I have never had a subscription to Brides magazine (nor will I ever).
2. I am not working in any bridal related business.
3. I'm not planning a wedding any time soon.
4. Hell, I don't even have a boyfriend.

I was convinced the postal worker put it in my mailbox by mistake, but no- it had my name and address on the label.

Very funny, Universe. You could have at least given me a magazine that I'll actually have a chance to use.

Sep 11, 2011

The 2,996 Project: Vincent Abate









Five years ago, on the fifth anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, I participated in the 2,996 Project, a writing assignment for bloggers all around the world to honor the victims of that terrible day. Cantor Fitzgerald bond trader Vincent Abate was assigned to me, so it is in his memory that I re-publish this post. Please say a prayer for him and for the other souls who were lost September 11, 2001.

Vincent Abate, 40 ...bond trader, Cantor Fitzgerald
"To be acquainted with Vinny for five minutes, even then, was to know him. He was, in many ways, larger than life. His personality radiated from within a room. His friends describe him as a man's man...a lover of women, of his career, of life."

In Latin, the name "Vincent" means conqueror. Alfred and Elaine Abate couldn't have selected a more appropriate name for their eldest son when he entered the world on May 23, 1961. Throughout his life, Vincent Abate conquered the hearts of everyone he happened to meet. The Brooklyn, New York native was described as "happy, enthusiastic, honest, and affectionate" by his family and his many friends, one of whom remembered that he was "the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back to make sure you weren't cold."

A lifelong bachelor, Vincent resided in a brownstone in his beloved Brooklyn. Neighbors would often see him zooming down the streets in his black corvette with the top down and Elvis tunes blaring from the radio. It wasn't unusual for him to travel to Las Vegas on weekends, where he could often be found shooting craps at Caeasar's Palace. Vinny also enjoyed horse racing. A regular at the Meadowlands, he grew particularly fond of a filly named Worldly Beauty. A couple of weeks before his death, Vinny traveled to Canada with friends and was in the audience when Worldly Beauty captured the She's A Great Lady Stake in 1:53.

Vincent had always enjoyed a close relationship with his brother Andrew, who was 3 years his junior. The two boys were inseparable during childhood, first attending St. Francis Cabrini Grammar School and then Poly Prep Country Day School, where they played baseball and football. Although they attended different colleges ( Vinny graduated from Ithaca College in '84 while Andrew graduated from C.W. Post Campus of Long Island University in 1987 ), the brothers eventually found themselves working side by side at Cantor Fitzgerald as bond traders. In the evenings, after long days, the brothers unwound by shooting hoops or batting handballs together. On summer weekends, Andrew and his wife, Carolyn, often drove to Vincent's rented house on the Jersey Shore for Vincent's barbecue or Andrew's grilled teriyaki.

On the morning of September 11, 2001, when the first plane hit the North tower of the World Trade Center, Vincent and Andrew were working in their offices. They were among the 658 Cantor Fitzgerald employees who perished in the attack.

To the Abate family...your beloved Vincent and Andrew will NEVER be forgotten. My thoughts and prayers are with you all.

*sources: wallofamericans.com, legacy.com(guestbook), september11victims.com, cnn.com, and nytimes.com*

Sep 9, 2011

O Captain, My Captain


Backes Named 20th St.Louis Blues Captain

ST. LOUIS – St. Louis Blues Executive Vice President and General Manager Doug Armstrong along with Head Coach Davis Payne announced Friday the club has named David Backes the 20th captain in franchise history.

In addition, the club named Barret Jackman, Jamie Langenbrunner, Andy McDonald and Alex Steen assistant captains.

Backes, 27, joins a Blues captaincy club that includes several National Hockey League (NHL) Hall of Fame inductees such as Wayne Gretzky, Brett Hull, Bernie Federko, Al MacInnis and Scott Stevens.

When I checked the website this morning at 10 and saw that David had been chosen for this esteemed leadership position, I let out a "Woo hoo!", did a happy dance, and then raced down the hall to share the news with my best friend Kelly (who loves Backes so much she owns a personalized #42 jersey). The student teacher in my class probably thinks I'm a weirdo, but I don't care :)

Sonic, You're Killing Me

Back in February, you cruelly tempted me with the Red Velvet Cheesecake Blast, but now you've crossed the line by unleashing this delectable, tantalizing beverage of pumpkin-y goodness:

You know how much I LOVE pumpkin. Admit it, you want me to stay fat, don't you?

Sep 4, 2011

Hey Look! It's Congress!


The only difference? No progress will ever be made around the North-going Zax (Democrats) and South-going Zax (Republicans) while they refuse to work together for the common good of the people.

Wondering

Why do some people think it's funny to make mean-spirited remarks at others' expense and then try to pass it off as a joke?

I was at a co-worker's "game night" last night, laughing and having a great time, when I heard the roommate of said co-worker make some catty remark about me while we were playing Taboo. This person doesn't know me all that well, so I don't know why she just assumed it was okay to take a personal jab at me. It's not that I don't have a sense of humor, or that I don't know how to take a joke, but what she said about me wasn't at all funny (or true in the least bit). Even my best friend, who is the queen of sarcasm, thought she crossed the line. That's saying a lot.

I can joke around with the best of them, but my humor is never mean-spirited or insulting. Life's too short to spend my time around people who have to be mean to make themselves feel better about their own miserable lives.

Aug 26, 2011

Things I Never Thought I'd Say At Work, Take 3

"Maynard*, stop kissing my butt."

(I mean that literally. He snuck up behind me while I was bent over doing a lift and planted kisses on my rear. What can I say? He's our class clown)

*name changed for privacy reasons

Aug 24, 2011

A Sign From The Hockey Gods?!?

Cloud Inspires Canadian Man To Bet On The Blues


James Redeker, of Calgary, said he took the above picture on Wednesday morning and then emailed it to NewsChannel 5 and wrote, "I think it may be God's way of telling me to bet on the Blues to win the Stanley Cup this year."

Mr. Redeker, I love you. Tell you what- we win the Cup next June, I'll send you an airline ticket so you can join us in St.Louis for the party. Deal?

I Want Wednesday

I want the unsettling rumors that I'm hearing around my workplace to be just that...rumors. Several people in the school district's Support Staff union have heard that the powers-that-be might consider pink slipping all full time teacher assistants in the near future, and then hiring us back part-time so they won't have to give us health benefits. If that turns out to be the case, the district is going to lose a lot of hard working, dedicated professionals- me included. I absolutely love my job as a severe/profound special ed. classroom assistant, but I need a job that offers health insurance. It would break my heart if I had to leave my babies.

I know the school district is experiencing money woes, but how the hell is this going to benefit the kids? We've willingly taken a pay freeze over the last two years and this is how they might re-pay us? Teacher assistants have to have the education and credentials to be in accordance with No Child Left Behind statutes, so how can they think we're not an integral component in the educational system? Good luck finding qualified people who are willing to work for crap money and no benefits to fill vacated positions.

Any one against universal health care in this country can kiss my fat, white ass. You'd better hope you don't find yourself in this predicament some day.

God Bless You, Skinny Cow


Milk chocolate Dreamy Clusters tastes exactly like the chocolatey goodness that is the 100 Grand bar, which happens to be one of my all time favorite candy bars. Thank you for letting me indulge my sweet tooth without ruining my Weight Watchers point counting.

P.S. If you're following the old Points system (as I am), the candy is only 2 points.

Aug 20, 2011

The King Is Dead!

Finally! Burger King Has Dethroned Its Weird Monarch Mascot

"That king looks like something out of my nightmares." I agree; the oversized, smiling plastic head has always really given me the heebie-jeebies. Do you feel the same way?

Yes, that's exactly how I feel. I've been creeped out by The King ever since his first commercial appearance in 2003. In fact, he scares me so much, I've avoided eating at a Burger King for 8 years.

Aug 18, 2011

Happy Birthday, Take Two


My precious godson, Nathaniel (modeling the robe I got him for Christmas), turns eight years old today! Love you so much, little buddy.

Two godchildren (who happen to be siblings) + back to back birthdays= broke Aunt Julie.

My Pixie Cut


Front view....and back. I still can't figure out what product(s) to use to make it spiky.