Truth

Other women when they highlight and contour their makeup:

Me when I try to highlight and contour my makeup:

Why can't I accomplish this? I'm a complete and utter failure when it comes to all things makeup and hair.

Why I Should Never Have Long Fingernails

This happened Friday morning while I was getting dressed for work. As I was pulling off my pajama top, the nail on my right thumb brushed against my chin and somehow took out chunks of skin in two separate spots. Lovely, isn't it? Trying to cover it with makeup just makes it look worse, like I have some kind of scabby skin disease.

Thinking

I shouldn't drive or go out in public (*cough*Wal Mart) when I'm suffering from PMS.

Ever Have One Of Those Days?

I feel your pain, monkey.