The Tao Of Nathaniel

(the following snippet of conversation took place in my car on the way to his swim lesson)

Nathaniel: "Boys have it so much easier than girls."

Me: "Oh yeah? Why do you think that?"

Nathaniel: (thinks for a minute) "We can pee standing up."

Me: *laughing*

Nathaniel: "And we don't have to wipe."

Me: "Is that it, or is there more?"

Nathaniel: "Trust me. You do NOT want me to go there!"

The Tao Of Nathaniel

"Don't worry about it. I'm sure you'll be getting a big tip!" my seven year old godson, Nathaniel, to the barber who was lamenting over how much hair she had to cut while he squirmed in the chair.

(Guess who took him for the haircut in the first place? Yep. Thanks for putting the pressure on me kiddo).