The Tao Of Nathaniel

(the following snippet of conversation took place in my car on the way to his swim lesson)

Nathaniel: "Boys have it so much easier than girls."

Me: "Oh yeah? Why do you think that?"

Nathaniel: (thinks for a minute) "We can pee standing up."

Me: *laughing*

Nathaniel: "And we don't have to wipe."

Me: "Is that it, or is there more?"

Nathaniel: "Trust me. You do NOT want me to go there!"